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it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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