Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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