Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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