do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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