grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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