And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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