I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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