She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
It's official drugs can't kill me
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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