i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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