You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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