We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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