No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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