we have officially lost it.
one might say we're banned from that church
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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