the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
