I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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