my mouth tastes like poor choices
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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