wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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