it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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