He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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