I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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