1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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