It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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