he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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