what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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