I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
We had to coat check the pizza.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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