Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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