this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Semen is not good for contacts.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I love you. Go after that dick
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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