what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
you would pick up someone in the library
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Randomize
