hotel room ftw
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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