first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
My Sexting was not on an AP level
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
