We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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