I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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