the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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