Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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