I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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