so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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