Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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