i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Come on in and take your pants off
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