Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I have aggressive nipples.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Randomize