problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
My life is pants optional.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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