So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
