You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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