we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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