If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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