he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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