I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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