Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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