So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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