we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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