my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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