If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Randomize
