Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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