so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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