"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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