I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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