Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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