But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Randomize
