I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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