so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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