AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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